For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only son to be publicly humiliated, tortured, and killed… because God had created a strange rule that required blood sacrifices whenever people did something he didn’t like. And he thought it was getting out of control. So many goats were dying. It just wasn’t fair to the goats. But somebody still had to die, right?! “Sure, why not”, God thought, instead of just admitting the whole blood-thing was a little overboard in the first place. So, he sent his son to die as the eternal sacrifice to replace the goats. And his son died for, like, three whole days. It was terrible. But his son’s alive again and now the goats get to live as well. And they are grateful.